Res a Stolero Gestae Librarian, linguist, analogizer, associator, ex-Latin teacher, ex-bicycle messenger, ex-Californian, ex-Bostonian, ex-New Jerseyan No, one never stops being a New Jerseyan A Publication of the Institute for Analog Studies Si quaeris monumentum eius circumspice
	www.stoler.info A retro-page that looks as if it could have been made in 1995! Hence, easily viewable on any mobile device! Full of deprecated tags, and self-deprecation.

Hey, Shepard Fairey uses other people's images himself. This is transformative!

Stoler has a Master's in Library Science!
From San Jose State University.
December 2006

Stoler has an entry in the Internet Movie Database!
Thanks to Andy!
February 2009

Stoler has a Facebook page!
If you want to "friend" him, please send a message first.
April 2009

Stoler is on Twitter! Follow him!
Though he doesn't post much.
August 2010

Stoler is on LinkedIn!
Be a cool person and join his network.
August 2006

Stoler has tattoos!
Well, no, he doesn't, despite promises to Beth. But if he could bring himself to take a week off from swimming, here's what he'd get around his left arm, around his right arm, on his solar plexus, and covering his back.

All These Things That I Have Done
Important and Timeless Stoler Documents with Portraits of the Author contemporaneous to the Works
And interspersed with Images of him wearing home-created Costumes, and Photographic Documentation of Voyages and Other Expeditions

Stoler has survived the pandemic. So far. May 2021, 2 weeks after second inoculation.		And there is a new cat in the house. Scruffy, a stray from the animal shelter, caught us on the rebound.
Arya, October 13, 2007 - July 28, 2019 July 2019	2019-2020: Farewells to our beloved pets		Soots, October 13, 2007 - September 11, 2020
	2019: The THIRD and FINAL YEAR of the Project: Stoler Writes and Records Song Parodies for Each Episode of Season 8
August 2018: Book review for the Newsletter of the San Francisco Law Library Amazing! Stoler can write concisely when called upon to!
January 2018: What can I say? The NOCALL News streak continues ("Some Writing on Rioting")
Two more NOCALL News articles:"Lingua Latina pro Bibliothecariis Iuris" September-October 2017: Part I, Pronunciation November-December 2017: Part II, Grammar
	2017: The SECOND YEAR of the Project: Stoler Writes and Records Song Parodies for Each Episode of Season 7
June 2017: And yet ANOTHER NOCALL News article... ("Dinner at Maxims") *"Another damn'd thick, square book! Always, scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh! Mr. Gibbon?" - The Duke of Gloucester, 1776*
April 2017: Stoler has ANOTHER article in a local law librarians' newsletter! ("A Modest Proposal on Propositions", NOCALL News)
January 2017: Stoler has an article in a local law librarians' newsletter! ("Fairness and Accuracy in Reporters", NOCALL [Northern California Association of Law Libraries] News)
	2016: The Project: Stoler Writes and Records Song Parodies for Each Episode of Season 6
Another Birthday Geekfest -- Pacific Coast Air Museum (March 2014)		Kauai (September 2013)
2012: Stoler as Spiderman		2011: Stoler as Captain America (retro-WWII-style from "The First Avenger")
2006--2013: Stoler writes, produces, directs, illustrates, shoots, and edits skits and videos for his law firm's annual holiday party Unfortunately, he can't really show them to anyone. (Unless you're a possible employer or artistic collaborator, in which case, please email him.)
	2010 Stoler Writes Another Silly Mash-Up
2009: Costumed for the First Show of "Watchmen"		Costume Con San Jose 2008
	2008 Stoler Guest-Posts on Beth's World-Famous Blog! September 2007 December 2007 February 2008 May 2008		And as a result, Stoler has his picture in The New York Times! Unfairly -- Beth just happened to be away. Note the correction. October 2008
Second Birthday Geekfest -- Hiller Air Museum (March 2008)	San Diego and Anaheim -- Disney Half-Marathon (August 2007)		First Birthday Geekfest -- Oakland Aviation Museum (March 2007)

Papers written for Library School:
Online Resources for Lexicographical Searching Spring 2005	Frederick Winslow Taylor and the Systems Theoreticians Fall 2005	Reclassification of Public Documents at the National Archives Spring 2006	Competitive Intelligence, Trade Secrets, and the Economic Espionage Act of 1996 Summer 2006	Anthony Panizzi as Organizer Fall 2006

	Stoler's abortive attempt at blogging On language and other Stolerish stuff. But he was too afraid of saying something offensive. Maybe again someday. 2006
East Coast Trip -- Wedding party with the family (July 2005)	Oahu Trip (January 2005)
	Stoler attends the celebration of the anniversary of "The Maltese Falcon" The original, and still the greatest, San Francisco hard-boiled mystery... 2005

Stoler's Illustrious Film Career!
The first film written by, produced by, and co-starring STOLER! 2004 made for a budget of basically nothing with a cast of friends, colleagues, comrades, co-workers at the movie theatre ... If you just want to see the trailer...	Read (in decreasing size order) Stoler's original treatment for "Reservoir Jedi"! The Second Draft The Shooting Script The Script of the Release		See a large version of this picture of Beth and Stoler at the gala premiere of "Reservoir Jedi"!
Stoler appears in "Market Penetration", another movie by Andrew Hwang. 2005		A short screenplay written by Stoler with Andrew Hwang. And another. 2005

The Single Greatest Day of Stoler's Life December 3, 2004: Stoler and Beth get married at San Francisco City Hall (Includes pictures of the reception at The Mint and the "honeymoon" at The Inn!)
Stoler and Beth Attend the Terry Family Reunion in Nag's Head, North Carolina! (August 2004)
	Stoler's Final Paper for his Legal Writing Class at City College of San Francisco, on the Schwarzenegger Bobblehead Case! (MS Word Document) 2004
Stoler and Beth's Trip to the Big Island of Hawai'i! (August 2003)

	Stoler dresses up like his favorite characters from George Lucas films 2002
	And gets Revolutionary! 2002
Some trips Stoler and Beth took...(photo albums)	To the East Coast, in January-February 2002...	To Utah, October 2002...
	Beth and Stoler do the legendary Bay to Breakers race in costume! And as a result, travel back in time!

	Stoler's Favorite And Most Meaningful Nonlinguistic Analogical Jokes (Many memorializing people who have passed.) 2002
	An Issue of , Stoler's 2001-2002 personal newsletter! (Hypomanic hyperlinked hypergraphia, though some of the good links don't work no more.) Stoler really wanted to be a reporter then.
	An Issue of the Company Division Newsletter Stoler Used to Help Publish When He Was At That Startup Full of Obscure Inside Jokes You Probably Won't Get Unless You Worked for the Company Too (and the really funny stuff was probably my colleagues' idea, not mine) (PDF file) 2001

The Bearded Years:

Before Beth (or Bear)

The Terrible Papers: Postings on the Guardian Online BBS, 1995-2000 (aka "The Ballads of Reading GOL")
December 1995 - July 1997	February - July 1998	November 1998 - April 1999	November 1999 - March 2000

1999

The Nature of Intrinsicness

Some Fragments of Very Stolerish Fiction

Some More Fragments of Very Stolerish Fiction

Some Conspiracy Theories, or rather, Found Patterns

Learn Latin -- the Fun and Easy Mr. Stoler Way! (Powerpoint Slideshow)

Stoler's Y2K Doomsday Scenario Screenplay!! Oh Noooooo!!

A Humble Contribution to Forensic Science

1998

Something About Which Stoler Once Felt Very Strongly
1995

"Psyched for the Apocalypse"
a monologue or rant or something
1993 or 1994

Aeneid Comix
As a teacher,
Stoler attempts to create interesting educational materials
for AP Latin
1990

The College Years

Stoler's Senior Thesis -- On Puns!
"The Humorous Use of Linguistic Ambiguity"
Spring 1989

The Sort of Paper that is Really Fun to Write and Impresses Ivy League Semiotics Professors!
"Levels of Reality in Film"
Fall 1988

1988-1989: Stoler creates posters for a cello choir!

1987: Birdman and Robocop costumes

Allegorical Autobiography -- Or Pretentious Parallelism?
You Be The Judge
A Paper by Stoler on J. Robert Oppenheimer
Spring 1987

Stoler's Expository Writing Paper on Kafka
(originally written on a typewriter, but scanned, OCRed, and edited)
Fall 1985

Copyright 2001 - 2021 by Stoler, Dauntless Designs, and The Slim Odd Cavalier Productions

Many thanks to
Beth
for hosting space and technical guidance!

Exegi monumentum aere perennius - maybe

Stoler has a Master's in Library Science!From San Jose State University.December 2006

Stoler has an entry in the Internet Movie Database!Thanks to Andy!February 2009

Stoler has a Facebook page!If you want to "friend" him, please send a message first.April 2009

Stoler is on Twitter! Follow him!Though he doesn't post much.August 2010

Stoler is on LinkedIn!Be a cool person and join his network.August 2006

Stoler has tattoos!Well, no, he doesn't, despite promises to Beth. But if he could bring himself to take a week off from swimming, here's what he'd get around his left arm, around his right arm, on his solar plexus, and covering his back.

Stoler has survived the pandemic.

And there is a new cat in the house.

Arya, October 13, 2007 - July 28, 2019 July 2019

2019-2020: Farewells to our beloved pets

Soots, October 13, 2007 - September 11, 2020

August 2018: Book review for the Newsletter of the San Francisco Law Library

Amazing! Stoler can write concisely when called upon to!

January 2018: What can I say? The NOCALL News streak continues

("Some Writing on Rioting")

Two more NOCALL News articles:"Lingua Latina pro Bibliothecariis Iuris"September-October 2017: Part I, PronunciationNovember-December 2017: Part II, Grammar

June 2017: And yet ANOTHER NOCALL News article...

("Dinner at Maxims")

"Another damn'd thick, square book! Always, scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh! Mr. Gibbon?" - The Duke of Gloucester, 1776

April 2017: Stoler has ANOTHER article in a local law librarians' newsletter!

("A Modest Proposal on Propositions", NOCALL News)

January 2017: Stoler has an article in a local law librarians' newsletter!

("Fairness and Accuracy in Reporters", NOCALL [Northern California Association of Law Libraries] News)

Another Birthday Geekfest -- Pacific Coast Air Museum(March 2014)

Kauai(September 2013)

2011: Stoler as Captain America (retro-WWII-style from "The First Avenger")

2006--2013: Stoler writes, produces, directs, illustrates, shoots, and edits skits and videos for his law firm's annual holiday party Unfortunately, he can't really show them to anyone.(Unless you're a possible employer or artistic collaborator, in which case, please email him.)

2010Stoler Writes Another Silly Mash-Up

2008Stoler Guest-Posts on Beth's World-Famous Blog! September 2007 December 2007 February 2008 May 2008

And as a result, Stoler has his picture in The New York Times!Unfairly -- Beth just happened to be away. Note the correction.October 2008

Second Birthday Geekfest -- Hiller Air Museum (March 2008)

San Diego and Anaheim -- Disney Half-Marathon (August 2007)

First Birthday Geekfest -- Oakland Aviation Museum (March 2007)

Papers written for Library School:

Online Resources for Lexicographical SearchingSpring 2005

Frederick Winslow Taylor and the Systems TheoreticiansFall 2005

Reclassification of Public Documents at the National ArchivesSpring 2006

Competitive Intelligence, Trade Secrets, and the Economic Espionage Act of 1996Summer 2006

Anthony Panizzi as Organizer Fall 2006

Stoler's abortive attempt at bloggingOn language and other Stolerish stuff. But he was too afraid of saying something offensive. Maybe again someday.2006

East Coast Trip -- Wedding party with the family (July 2005)

Oahu Trip (January 2005)

Stoler attends the celebration of the anniversary of "The Maltese Falcon"The original, and still the greatest, San Francisco hard-boiled mystery...2005

Stoler's Illustrious Film Career!

The first film written by, produced by, and co-starring STOLER!2004made for a budget of basically nothing with a cast of friends, colleagues, comrades, co-workers at the movie theatre ...If you just want to see the *trailer*...

Read (in decreasing size order) *Stoler's original treatment for "Reservoir Jedi"! *The Second Draft *The Shooting Script *The Script of the Release

Stoler appears in "Market Penetration", another movie by Andrew Hwang.2005

A short screenplay written by Stoler with Andrew Hwang.And another.2005

The Single Greatest Day of Stoler's Life

December 3, 2004: Stoler and Beth get married at San Francisco City Hall(Includes pictures of the reception at The Mint and the "honeymoon" at The Inn!)

Stoler and Beth Attend the Terry Family Reunion in Nag's Head, North Carolina!

(August 2004)

Stoler's Final Paper for his Legal Writing Class at City College of San Francisco, on the Schwarzenegger Bobblehead Case! (MS Word Document) 2004

Stoler and Beth's Trip to the Big Island of Hawai'i!

(August 2003)

Stoler dresses up like his favorite characters from George Lucas films2002

And gets Revolutionary!2002

Some trips Stoler and Beth took...(photo albums)

To the East Coast, in January-February 2002...

To Utah, October 2002...

Beth and Stoler do the legendary Bay to Breakers race in costume!And as a result, travel back in time!

Stoler's Favorite And Most Meaningful Nonlinguistic Analogical Jokes(Many memorializing people who have passed.)2002

An Issue of, Stoler's 2001-2002 personal newsletter!(Hypomanic hyperlinked hypergraphia, though some of the good links don't work no more.)Stoler really wanted to be a reporter then.

An Issue of the Company Division NewsletterStoler Used to Help PublishWhen He Was At That StartupFull of Obscure Inside Jokes You Probably Won't Get Unless You Worked for the Company Too (and the really funny stuff was probably my colleagues' idea, not mine)(PDF file) 2001

The Bearded Years:

Before Beth (or Bear)

The Terrible Papers:

Postings on the Guardian Online BBS, 1995-2000 (aka "The Ballads of Reading GOL")

The Nature of Intrinsicness

Some Fragments of Very Stolerish Fiction

Some More Fragments of Very Stolerish Fiction

Some Conspiracy Theories, or rather, Found Patterns

Stoler's Y2K Doomsday Scenario Screenplay!! Oh Noooooo!!

A Humble Contribution to Forensic Science

Something About Which Stoler Once Felt Very Strongly1995

"Psyched for the Apocalypse"a monologue or rant or something 1993 or 1994

Aeneid ComixAs a teacher,Stoler attempts to create interesting educational materialsfor AP Latin1990

Stoler's Senior Thesis -- On Puns!"The Humorous Use of Linguistic Ambiguity"Spring 1989

The Sort of Paper that is Really Fun to Write and Impresses Ivy League Semiotics Professors!"Levels of Reality in Film"Fall 1988

1988-1989: Stoler creates posters for a cello choir!

Stoler has a Master's in Library Science!
From San Jose State University.
December 2006

Stoler has an entry in the Internet Movie Database!
Thanks to Andy!
February 2009

Stoler has a Facebook page!
If you want to "friend" him, please send a message first.
April 2009

Stoler is on Twitter! Follow him!
Though he doesn't post much.
August 2010

Stoler is on LinkedIn!
Be a cool person and join his network.
August 2006

Stoler has tattoos!
Well, no, he doesn't, despite promises to Beth. But if he could bring himself to take a week off from swimming, here's what he'd get around his left arm, around his right arm, on his solar plexus, and covering his back.

Two more NOCALL News articles:"Lingua Latina pro Bibliothecariis Iuris"
September-October 2017: Part I, Pronunciation
November-December 2017: Part II, Grammar

Another Birthday Geekfest -- Pacific Coast Air Museum
(March 2014)

Kauai
(September 2013)

2011: Stoler as Captain America
(retro-WWII-style from "The First Avenger")

2006--2013: Stoler writes, produces, directs, illustrates, shoots, and edits skits and videos for his law firm's annual holiday party
Unfortunately, he can't really show them to anyone.
(Unless you're a possible employer or artistic collaborator, in which case, please email him.)

2010
Stoler Writes Another Silly Mash-Up

2008
Stoler Guest-Posts on
Beth's World-Famous Blog!
September 2007 December 2007
February 2008 May 2008

And as a result, Stoler has his picture in The New York Times!
Unfairly -- Beth just happened to be away. Note the correction.
October 2008

Second Birthday Geekfest -- Hiller Air Museum
(March 2008)

First Birthday Geekfest -- Oakland Aviation Museum
(March 2007)

Online Resources for Lexicographical Searching
Spring 2005

Frederick Winslow Taylor and the Systems Theoreticians
Fall 2005

Reclassification of Public Documents at the National Archives
Spring 2006

Competitive Intelligence, Trade Secrets, and the Economic Espionage Act of 1996
Summer 2006

Anthony Panizzi as Organizer
Fall 2006

Stoler's abortive attempt at blogging
On language and other Stolerish stuff. But he was too afraid of saying something offensive. Maybe again someday.
2006

Stoler attends the celebration of the anniversary of "The Maltese Falcon"
The original, and still the greatest, San Francisco hard-boiled mystery...
2005

Stoler's
Illustrious
Film
Career!

The first film written by, produced by, and co-starring STOLER!
2004
made for a budget of basically nothing with a cast of friends, colleagues, comrades, co-workers at the movie theatre ...

If you just want to see the trailer...

Read
(in decreasing size order)
Stoler's original treatment for "Reservoir Jedi"!
The Second Draft
The Shooting Script
The Script of the Release

Stoler appears in "Market Penetration", another movie by Andrew Hwang.
2005

A short screenplay written by Stoler with Andrew Hwang.
And another.
2005

December 3, 2004: Stoler and Beth get married at San Francisco City Hall

(Includes pictures of the reception at The Mint and the "honeymoon" at The Inn!)

Stoler's Final Paper for his Legal Writing Class
at City College of San Francisco,
on the Schwarzenegger Bobblehead Case!
(MS Word Document)
2004

Stoler dresses up like his favorite characters from George Lucas films

2002

And gets Revolutionary!

2002

Beth and Stoler do the legendary Bay to Breakers race in costume!
And as a result, travel back in time!

Stoler's Favorite And Most Meaningful Nonlinguistic Analogical Jokes
(Many memorializing people who have passed.)
2002

An Issue of
,
Stoler's 2001-2002 personal newsletter!
(Hypomanic hyperlinked hypergraphia, though some of the good links don't work no more.)
Stoler really wanted to be a reporter then.

An Issue of the Company Division Newsletter
Stoler Used to Help Publish
When He Was At That Startup
Full of Obscure Inside Jokes You Probably Won't Get Unless You Worked for the Company Too (and the really funny stuff was probably my colleagues' idea, not mine)
(PDF file)
2001