A Most Compleat and Compendious Reference on Stoler
Librarian, linguist, analogizer, associator, Californian, ex-Latin teacher, ex-bicycle messenger, ex-Bostonian, ex-New Jerseyan
A Publication of the Institute for Analog Studies
Lookin' sensitive. Click to see the history of Stoler in ID cards! www.stoler.info

A wicked good time
A retro-page that looks as if it could have been made in 1995!
Full of deprecated tags, and self-deprecation. 		Apologies to Zevon's Old Velvet Nose
Hey, Shepard Fairey uses other people's images himself. This is transformative!

Here we are at City Hall.
Stoler has a wife!
Or rather, Stoler has a Beth!
December 3, 2004
(And here are pictures of the reception and the "honeymoon"!)


Is this my very favorite?
Stoler has a gallery of favorite pictures of Beth!
2000-2009...
(coming soon)


They've gotten a lot bigger since.
Stoler has wonderful cats!
(Or rather, kittehs can has Stoler?)
Thank you SO MUCH, Laura and John!
December 23, 2007
Do you want to see more pictures of our cats, the most beautifullest in the world? Of course you do!


The Sheppard is my lord.
Stoler has a job!
As a librarian in a big law firm.
Since August 2006


These are the oldest ones. I've cataloged over a thousand books!
Stoler has a side gig!
Cataloging the private collection of a prominent attorney.
Since August 2006


The circle is complete. *I* am the master now.
Stoler has a Master's in Library Science!
From San Jose State University.
December 2006


Witness my hand and my seal.
Stoler has a Notary Public commission!
Things are true because he says they are.
July 2004


If I could just get some pictures up...
Stoler has an entry in the Internet Movie Database!
Thanks to Andy!
February 2009


Doesn't everyone?
Stoler has a Facebook page!
If you want to "friend" him, please send a message first.
April 2009


Find the cat in this picture!
Stoler has his picture in The New York Times!
Unfairly -- Beth just happened to be away. Note the correction.
October 2008


At the Kilauea Crater
Stoler has travel memories:
Links to Beth's photo collections.


Stoler has a Pub Quiz team!
He plays at a restaurant/bar conveniently near his office, with droogs from work, and they usually win.
2008 --


Like Sisyphus, or Mercer in 'Do Androids Dream...?'

Stoler exercises a lot!

...that rhymes with P and that stands for 'pool'!
(coming soon)


Stoler has tattoos!
Well, no, he doesn't, despite promises to Beth. But if he could bring himself to take a week off from swimming, here's what he'd get around his left arm, around his right arm, on his solar plexus, and covering his back.


She really is dangerously cute
Beth has a Website that doesn't look as if it was built in the previous century!
And another.
June 2007
Important and Timeless Stoler Documents!
With portraits of the author contemporaneous to the works

Stoler Guest-Posts on
Beth's World-Famous Blog!
September 2007 December 2007
February 2008 May 2008

Papers written for Library School:

Online Resources for Lexicographical Searching
Spring 2005
Librarians are heavy drinkers

Frederick Winslow Taylor and the Systems Theoreticians
Fall 2005
My domain, my very well organized file room

Reclassification of Public Documents at the National Archives
Spring 2006
Not sure what this book was, but it looks old and interesting

Competitive Intelligence, Trade Secrets, and the Economic Espionage Act of 1996
Summer 2006
We switched to West codes

Anthony Panizzi as Organizer
Fall 2006
Panizzi started out cataloging these, and so did I!


Stoler's abortive attempt at blogging
On language and other Stolerish stuff. But he was too afraid of saying something offensive. Maybe again someday.
2006


I was too afraid of saying something offensive

Stoler's
Illustrious
Film
Career!

Like you have to guess what it's about..
The first film written by, produced by, and co-starring STOLER!
2004
Directed (and special-effected!) by Stoler's cinema colleague Andrew Hwang, made for a budget of basically nothing with a cast of mainly co-workers.

 Master White and Master Pink

Read
(in decreasing size order)
*Stoler's original treatment for "Reservoir Jedi"!
*The Second Draft
*The Shooting Script
*The Script of the Release

We looked good from the waist down too
See a large version
of this picture of
Beth and Stoler
at the gala premiere
of "Reservoir Jedi"!

There are no small parts, only small actors
Stoler appears in "Market Penetration", another movie by Andrew Hwang.
2005

What are you writing? An obituary.
A short screenplay written by Stoler with Andrew Hwang.
And another.
2005

Stoler's Final Paper for his Legal Writing Class
at City College of San Francisco,
on the Schwarzenegger Bobblehead Case!
(MS Word Document)
2004

 This man really scares me


Stoler's Favorite And Most Meaningful Nonlinguistic Analogical Jokes
(Many memorializing people who have passed.)
2002

 This wouldn't happen to a slug

An Issue of
,
Stoler's 2001-2002 personal newsletter!
(Hypomanic hyperlinked hypergraphia, though some of the good links don't work no more.)

 Bear, my best friend -- until I got married and the cats

An Issue of the Company Division Newsletter
Stoler Used to Help Publish
When He Was At That Startup
Full of Obscure Inside Jokes You Probably Won't Get Unless You Worked for the Company Too (and the really funny stuff was probably my colleagues' idea, not mine)
(PDF file)
2001


 It's been H5 Technologies for almost eight years now

The Bearded Years:

Before Beth (or Bear)

The Terrible Papers:

Postings on the Guardian Online BBS, 1995-2000

the Jesus phase, when I didn't cut my hair for two years
December 1995 - July 1997

before I really started trimming and shaping it
February - July 1998

looking pointy, Satanic rather than Messianic?
November 1998 - April 1999

Cut the sides off, not long before I shaved the whole thing off at midnight, January 1, 2000
November 1999 - March 2000
1999

The Nature of Intrinsicness

Some Fragments of Very Stolerish Fiction

Some More Fragments of Very Stolerish Fiction

Some Conspiracy Theories, or rather, Found Patterns

Festina lente
Learn Latin -- the Fun and Easy Mr. Stoler Way! (Powerpoint Slideshow)


Stoler's Y2K Doomsday Scenario Screenplay!! Oh Noooooo!!

A Humble Contribution to Forensic Science

1998

Robert STRANGE McNamaraDr. Strangelove himselfSo hit the line for Harvard
Something About Which Stoler Once Felt Very Strongly
1995

No beard yetIn Mali, West Africa, summer 1991Rome, you are my densityObstipui steteruntque comae vox faucibus haesitAeneid Comix
As a teacher,
Stoler attempts to create interesting educational materials
for AP Latin
1990


The College Years

I went totally blond -- and had more fun!Like a 'Napoleon Dynamite' glamour photo.OK, it's a mess, but the points are validStoler's Senior Thesis -- On Puns!

"The Humorous Use of Linguistic Ambiguity"
Spring 1989

See, looks just like Stoler -- whose nickname at the time was ... 'Spike'!Stoler was experimenting with peroxide then...The Sort of Paper that is Really Fun to Write and Impresses Ivy League Semiotics Professors!
Fall 1988

Like Stoler, into blood and chocolate

Stoler's Harvard ID, Fall 1986See what I mean? This should be on TotallyLooksLikeDavid Byrne tried to look like him when he sang 'Swamp' in 'Stop Making Sense'
Allegorical Autobiography -- Or Pretentious Parallelism?
You Be The Judge

A Paper by Stoler on J. Robert Oppenheimer
Spring 1987

Stoler's high school yearbook photo, Fall 1984The Hunger Artist
Stoler's Expository Writing Paper on Kafka
(originally written on a typewriter, but scanned, OCRed, and edited)
Fall 1985

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Many thanks to

Beth

 for hosting space and technical guidance!